thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
(via gedankenspektrum)    

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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abortstigma:

- its okay if you have an abortion
- its okay if you have several abortions
- its okay if you keep it
- its okay if you give it up for adoption
You know what’s not okay?
Telling someone what they can or can’t do with their body.
You do what’s best for YOU

thenicekind:

Secret from PostSecret.com

amaranthliebe:

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

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I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.

I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the faces, omg

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst