mich-ninja:

gyrotime:

poobenruben:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Do you even lift"

"Today is not the day I die"

"My snakes only take cash or visa and I don’t see either in your hands, punk."

bareffaced:

c-oloursandpromises:

Have always loved his “follow me to” photos but this one is just perfect

I can’t get enough of this!

Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

dulldrearydead:

this speaks to my soul 

fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

adults: so what do you want to do with your life?
me: i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S "I'M NOT OKAY"]

thatkat:

Flirting 101.

vinebox:

When your song come on in the club